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I'm Taylor. 17, apprentice hairdresser, raging feminist, from Australia. Colourful hair, funny posts, bunnies and occasional personal complaints about life. Sorry, not sorry. I promise to always be super friendly if you take the time to send me something nice. ❤

Posted on 27th Aug at 6:20 PM, with 10 notes
emilys-list:

#NotTheOnion: Helpful flowchart from Playboy to help you figure out if you should catcall someone. (Spoiler: you shouldn’t)
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emilys-list:

#NotTheOnion: Helpful flowchart from Playboy to help you figure out if you should catcall someone. (Spoiler: you shouldn’t)

Posted on 27th Aug at 6:12 PM, with 106 notes
"I once
Had a friend
That couldn’t fathom
Why
I would proclaim,
“Men are so
Entitled”
With a hardened
Heart and
A clenched jaw.
He asked me
To give
Some examples;
And I poured
With corrupted tales
Of a woman’s crusade
To even
Control her own
Body.
I surged with
The truth that
All of the rosy-cheeked
Little girls
With their matted hair,
Dirtied tennis
Shoes and
Thirsty hearts,
Living in
The simplest meaning
Of the word,
Are born under
A glass ceiling that
Eventually crushed
Their backs,
Broke their
Spirits
And took the
Childish gleam from
Their eyes.
I teemed with
The staggering
Numbers of women
That have endured
Rape and unspeakable
Trauma that
Are blamed for
The actions of their
Rapist in a court of law,
Because men
Are entitled to your
Body if your
Wardrobe warrants or
If you’ve had a little
Bit too much
That night.
I searched for some
Type of understanding
In him, maybe even
A hint of blind compassion
But instead I was
Slapped with
A jaded utterance
Of “not
All men are to
Blame”
And
There it was.
No amount of
Gut-wrenching tales
Of citing the plight
Of women our
Entire lives
Could compare to
Their need
To make our life-long affliction
About themselves.
No fragment of our
Beings belongs to
Us anymore, not even
Our own bloody discord,
Maybe it
Never did.
Screams of injustice are
Always chalked
up to
Exaggeration because
Men have more
Important things to
Concern themselves with.
Because in the end,
The blame is the only thing
They’re worried about.
I couldn’t help
But laugh
At the thought
“How can anyone
Say men are
Entitled?”"
brianna carrasco, ”through the looking glass ceiling” (via youwillunderstand)
Posted on 27th Aug at 6:10 PM, with 174 notes
"We teach girls that they cannot be sexual beings in the way that boys are. We teach girls to shrink themselves, to make themselves smaller. We say to girls, “You can have ambition, but not too much. You should aim to be successful, but not too successful. Otherwise, you will threaten the man."
Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie for Beyoncé’s Flawless (via sassygalstudios)
Posted on 27th Aug at 6:02 PM, with 105,265 notes
Dolce Gabbana ss14 + hair colors | inspired by (+)
Posted on 27th Aug at 5:58 PM, with 747,500 notes

pinkisthenewscarlet:

i-spooky-like-fedex:

skellagirl:

parallelsea:

October

OCTOber

it’s the 8th month

I cracked the code

October is the 10th month though

It was originally the 8th month but then Julius fucking Caesar decided to add in July and August after himself and his nephew Augustus

we should totally just stab caesar

Posted on 27th Aug at 5:57 PM, with 490,240 notes

urbancatfitters:

slytherin-starkid-of-tardis:

urbancatfitters:

everyone is embarrassed of their fourteen year old self trust me if you’re fourteen right now you will regret whatever it is that you are doing at this moment

What, being a SuperWhoLockian, Tumblrian, and just being generally pretty good? I don’t think so.

screenshot this and look at it in 3 years

Posted on 27th Aug at 12:46 PM, with 97 notes

coff-eewhore:

tallyitup-settlethesc0re:

tallyitup-settlethesc0re:

So I think my first attempt at skull/skeleton makeup was a huge success. Ignore the onesie which totally makes me look less scary.

Seriously how is this not getting notes I think I did awesomely. D’:

Makeup skill on point  (╯°^°)╯

Thank you! 😍😍😍😍

Tagged: #me, #makeup, #skull,
Posted on 27th Aug at 8:06 AM, with 310 notes
vansskate:

Curren Caples only skates the cutest shoes Vans has to offer. That’s why Curren picks the Era Pro 46 (shown here) as his shoe of choice.
via @currencaples

vansskate:

Curren Caples only skates the cutest shoes Vans has to offer. That’s why Curren picks the Era Pro 46 (shown here) as his shoe of choice.

via @currencaples

Posted on 26th Aug at 9:11 PM, with 29,675 notes

peace-out-little-munchkins:

troyethehotboy18:

sorry to break it to you all but being a fan of someone is not a competition, in competitions there are losers and winners, but in a fandom there are only losers and it’s all of us

THIS IS GOLDEN

Posted on 26th Aug at 9:10 PM, with 380,371 notes
See what your followers think of you.

BLACK = I would date you.
GREEN = I think you’re cute.
BLUE = You are my tumblr crush.
GREY = I wish you would notice me.
PURPLE = I don’t talk to you but I really love your blog.
TEAL = We have a lot in common.
YELLOW = I don’t know you at all.
ORANGE = I don’t like your blog.
BROWN = I don’t like you.
PINK = I think you are unattractive.
RED = I hate you with a burning passion.
WHITE = You scare me.
RAINBOW = BED PLZ.

Posted on 26th Aug at 9:05 PM, with 403,455 notes

angle-of-depression:

nothingcorporate:

opinions on abortions are kinda like nipples

everyone has them but women’s are a little bit more relevant 

But all you ever see are men’s

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